

Bender, the Metal ManThere once was a metal man Who lived in 3001 He smoked cigars and stole my stuff But he was a lot of funBender, the Metal Man
Bender, Bender,
Let’s steal from old and young Smoke cigars and drink some beer Get laid and lie for fun
And when the cops get us We’ll simply say as we pass In our speedy getaway Bite my metal Ass
Bender, Bender, Let’s steal from old and young Clean up all the penguins Save turtles just for fun
In jail we’ll blame your double And make a switch before bust But God will surely punish us With can open
S I N - Vocal
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No book worth reading has ever been written that didn't manage to offend someone. It won't be worth a thing if you suppress what you feel and write only what you think others want to hear.
- Paul Charney from "The Positronic Man"
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id face reality, but it keeps eluding me
HELLO ALL yes
out burstes are great arent they
ur stuffs just great
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I have the ability to shape the future of the world
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What do you take on a picnic?
A dead Lois?
[link] - Simpson Tall Tales
[link] - The Silver Scroll (A Family Guy Site)
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I'll give you the Frowning of a life time
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Do you have two cents?
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now Zoidberg is the popular one!
-like a fox!
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now Zoidberg is the popular one!
-like a fox!
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